The fun part is we don’t know if it was arson or a technical fault
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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"But fElon, why exactly did the truck catch fire?"
"Well, a pebble hit it."
"A pebble hit it?"
"A pebble hit the battery."
"Is that unusual?"
"Oh yeah. A pebble? On the road? Chance in a million!"
Probably Ukraine's fault no?
Nah, sorry, I disagree. Cybertrucks are ugly even as wrecks.
What wrecks? They are in pristine condition. As functional as a new one!
I didn't know they also came in blue and green.
You have to heat treat them.
Or I don't know, "if it burns, we can destroy it".
"Fire kills everything"
I think I finally understand art. lol
Bet the dealerships get on board for the insurance payout
d-d-double kill
Look at those peaceful cybertrucks, living in the moment.
This makes me wish I got a picture of a burned swastikar in my area last summer. I walked by it so many times while walking my brother's dogs but not once did I think to get a picture. If I had known it was one before it was on the news, I definitely would have saved a picture for rainy days.
Burn it all down.
This brings me great joy
Perfection