this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Cyberstuck

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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago
[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

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[–] LodeMike 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] LodeMike 3 points 1 day ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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