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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 23 minutes ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 minutes ago

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 1 points 11 minutes ago

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 minutes ago

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Cabin climate control system requires service.

Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?

[–] j0hax@feddit.org 16 points 1 hour ago

I would definitely interpret that as in "needs to be serviced at a garage/dealer."

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 14 points 6 hours ago

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 minutes ago

For fuck sake

[–] despicable 1 points 40 minutes ago

Lmao you HAVE TO exit and reenter the car to restart it? This is hilarious on so many levels.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where does it say that? Can't see anything.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard to see but the small notice on the left side with the warning symbol says it. The barely legible text at the bottom.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Ah thanks. I would not have been able to identify that, but makes sense.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 82 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.

But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

My car has a 3 finger salute to force reboot the infotainment system.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Teslas also have a slaute to acess the infotainment system, except it uses the entire hand and arm

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh apparently I have something similar (5s press on the bottom left), it might have worked

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's got an ECU, you're 1 computer bug away from being stranded.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ah, so no ECU? No RFID engine interlock? No braking assist or lane keep?

I highly doubt it. Post your model. You're 1 software bug away from a dead car.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 123 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Mentioning this on Twitter might bring it to his attention and since this is bad PR, he might expedite the complaint so that it gets fixed sooner. That's probably the thinking here. I've seen it happen with companies before

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 45 points 15 hours ago (14 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 6 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

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[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Heil Hauler

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

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[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

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[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 26 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
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