this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

Again a greentext about op accidentally becoming healthier. It's a trend!

[–] goa_mpu@feddit.de 18 points 11 months ago

Those people wonder why nobody wants to hang out with them.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Whey protein my guy.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sucking in fresh air will do nothing for Anon's stench potency, it all needs to be homebrew if that's the goal

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But perhaps it could add more loudness? Or spread a nearly equivalent stinkiness to a larger group of people?. We need to stick to his specs

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

Good point, who am I to judge a scientist for testing out new hypotheses?

[–] LpQr26@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

Mind-anus Connection - does he have a 5k coaching offer for this?

[–] kilodelta@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Dude could just eat bok choy and save the time and effort.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Stand at the edge of two walls so it echoes

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 2 points 11 months ago

Just grown, becoming older will make you lose the control over your fart, its all about silent farts.