Wait a minute. If we do that, he can’t punish Canada. Then again he’s stupid. 🤷♀️
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I've seen this move. This is what I do in CK3 when my economy is about to crumble
I've seen it manny a times when I form THE EMPIRE with Britain in HoI4, it required the short lived dominion of North America to make all of the USA and Canada a British core. Conquer the US and hand it to Canada, perfection.
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you know what? fuck you *unrevolutionizes your america*
Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.
The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that
This is a 4d move. You guys join the commonwealth under charles then once in all of us in the commonwealth see how much winning you guys are doing under trump and vote yo replace charles with trump
Fucking genius play if you think about it
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Nyone surprised? He is undoing the USA, so he might as well go back to roots!
This guy might actually be the dumbest man on earth.
Um... does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?
Who’s going to stop him?
Only if the Red Coats take back the USA as their former colony and press fucking RESET.
We have come full circle.
The commonwealth is just another club for countries like the G7 these days. A lot of countries have been joining recently.
Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.
Total loser who craves losses.
So wait then we can join that weird low rent commonwealth games Olympics knock off? Fuck it why not let’s do it.
He can start by fetching out all that tea they dumped in the Boston harbour
They always belonged together.
Both horrible neoliberal callous policies.
The old imperialist empire and the one that took over from them trying to catch up in warcrimes and death count.
the u.s. could join, as recognizing the crown as head-of-state is not a requisite for membership and has not been for decades.
the day the diaper in chief of the united states accepts the harare declaration (incorporated as part of the current charter) is the day scientists prove that rainbows are made from flying poptarts with cat heads.
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