this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 17 hours ago

Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This man needs mouse bites to live.

[–] Scranulum@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RealFunAtParties@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

This vexes me.

[–] toe@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 21 hours ago

It's never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago

Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 22 hours ago

Must be USAian or Japanese. It's terminal.