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submitted 11 months ago by Tippon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was pottering around in the kitchen today, kind of distracted, doing Dad things* when my seven year old taps me and says 'Dad, is the fridge running?' Confused, I said yes, of course it is.

The little sod says 'Well you'd better go and catch it then' and gives me the look. Amazing :D

*you know, poking things to see if they still work, so that my wife doesn't give me a real job to do...

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[-] lando55@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I hope you never give his nose back

[-] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My kid retaliates by taking my nose and swallowing it. Then laughs and says " no more nose!"

[-] Knasen@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ah, they grow up so fast. I am starting to have a similar relationship with my son, I love it. Bad jokes all around.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023

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