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this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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It's just a box.
But if you lightly tap it you will summon an unholy banshee
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I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here: in the box!
And then, when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
You should come inside the box. Then you'll know what I mean.
Man, I don't wanna know what you mean!
Come.....box....?
Maybe I'm misremembering... but isn't this one of the ambient conversations between the soldiers in MGS5?
It’s between Sigint and Snake via radio (I just removed the sigint parts of the convo) in MGS3
That's right, I knew it was one of them...been a long time since I've played that one.
cat with box = upvotes
That's not fair! A cat without a box also = upvotes.
Has anyone tried posting just a box, to be sure?
What, isn't that what OP posted
There's clearly no cat
What kitty? I just see a totally non conspicuous box
Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Huh?
Is this all there is to load?
Kept you waiting, n'yan?
Where is cat? All I see is snek.
Ready, let's do this!
Metal Gear ~~Solid~~ Fluffy
You're pretty good.
See a dude hiding under a cardboard box is a big nope for me dawg
Kitty! Kitty! Kitttyyyyyyy!