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I'm calling in sick. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

Boss, I'm drowning in pussy, hope you understand I can't make it in

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Chonky with a chance of legs falling asleep.

[–] MrShelbs@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

You don’t. I don’t make the rules.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Yup, I have the same problem with my dog. As soon as I wake up, suddenly he wants to crawl under the covers with me

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

You're already working, as the cats' bed for the day.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

My cats will immediately dart to where I feed them if I so much as twitch in the morning. I also have a white devil who refuses to let me sleep in unless he is fed.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

You dont.