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[–] marte@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I find it amusing how India is always present in LinkedinLunatics. I need to bring some Brazil here, but I'd need to translate and some bullshit are not that easily translated lol

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

India now has the largest population even though the latest official census data hasn't been done. Either case, unlike China, which has its own local variants of global giants; India usually doesn't. So of course it will be represented in correlation with its growing internet population.

I think there used to be subreddits as well like indianpeoplequora and one dedicated to LinkedIn as well for Indians. Both were fun and frolic usually. The former died out since Quora became a nuthouse in general and most folks abandoned it.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Part of it is because I'm always postin', and I see mostly Indians. Would love to see some Brazilian Lunacy!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Most overstretched "I don't use social media much but..."

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The guy also put this crude drawing in the post. No , I don't know what this means.

stupid stick figures where a male one says I love my wife and a female one says I love my boyfriend. The guy next to her (different from the wife guy) has a sad troll face and is thinking of a water tank

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Theory - Husband thinks about wife. Wife thinks about boyfriend. Boyfriend thinks about blue plastic water drums. Such is life.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe it's a 55 gallon lube barrel?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best windshield wiper fluid in Finland!

[–] puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I DDG'ed "india husband wife blue drum" and found this. I believe this is what the drawing refers to.

Woman kills husband with lover's help, hides chopped up body in cement-filled drum

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“It’s occurred to me to let the world know that men should not be with women who will murder them!” What a fucking idiot.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

"have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far"

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

The algorithm really gives his history away here. Projection.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

I looked up the original post and it gets worse.

Ideally judiciary should change

What the heck does Judiciary have to do with girls? I think I have an inkling what he wants to say (Indian law in some cases favors the female sex more but that's because conditions forced lawmakers to come up with that way; in some rural areas the plight of females was quite bad and male dominance so much that law had to be slightly biased to provide everyone equality). In some cases, it leads to woman misusing the laws to their own ends (often seen in urban areas) and this guy wants to change the equations.

Eithercase, this is only what I think he might have had in mind because his statements make nothing clear at all. But then, I visited his company page even and the crypto currency laced language dongles my mind.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

lol a woman hater. I bet he cries about being lonely.