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Thanks for the nightmares, I guess 🤷😬
Watch this video of Elon Musk being booed for 7 minutes straight at a Dave Chappelle show https://mastodon.social/@LupoLaLupo/114242322785596710
Elon would be very depressed if you saw it https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/
Do your part!
Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.
Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser
what a fucking baby
Right wing nutjob can't help but be a right wing nutjob even on his way out.
Its working guys!
Get fucked. I hope he's given flak the rest of his goddamn life. Nazi piece of shit billionaire.
Snowflake Nazi bitch.
- Elon: goes full nazi
- Elon: goes full corrupt
- Elon: destroys government and thousands of lives
- People: angry, outraged
- Elon: feelings hurt, "why don't they like me"
"they must be paid protesters. There's no other explanation" ~nazi fuck
Says the guy who buys voters. And who lacks basic brain functionality to understand people hate him for being a nazi asshole who destroys people their lives by disrupting fragile systems made to protect lives and support the poor and ill. "they must be paid by terrorists"
Kholed dickhead spends way too much time in fellating echo chamber, steps outside and loses shit at reality
i hope he leaves politics because he dies
Don't you think he looks tired?
EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
What a snowflake
What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.
Haha. Good point! He thought he bought the country the moron.
And how many will miss him?
hopefully they miss him like that one protester missed richard spencer
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.
It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.
Hope he goes to Mars and never comes back
You know this costs the taxpayer billions right? If he gets shot or ODs it's much cheaper.
Whatever it takes and the sooner the better.
There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.
Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.
The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.
But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.
eat shit bitch, it will never stop.
#nazi free or find a tree
I missed being on a platform where implying the only good nazi is a dead nazi wasn't a ban worthy offense. I like lemmy.
That type of talk got me three Reddit bans. One for using 'burn it down' in a clearly rhetorical sense. They can get bent.
See? Bullying fascism works. It's the only thing that works. Fascism is fought with violence (physical or otherwise) as it's the only language that it understands.
When an opponent doesn't care about rules, playing by those rules only puts you at disadvantage.
Good. Do it.
My take: He's been told to pack his shit and doesn't wanna admit it. He knows full well "the Left" isn't gonna forget what he's done.