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This is a place to post jokes. Whether they are "dad jokes", puns or another form of text-based comedy!

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With the exception of one-liners, the punchline should be in the post and not the title.
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You know your vitamin rich bread right? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by imgprojts@lemmy.ml to c/jokes@lemmy.ml

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Well, you've heard of fortified 🍞 bread. You have it in sandwiches 🥪 or with milk 🥛. But wouldn't you rather have fiftified bread? How about sixtified bread, that must be way better. Why always fortified? Or how about it it got better each year? You know, today it's fortified, next year it's fortisixed?

This is an original joke. You've heard it only here! Exclusive.... I'll see my self out.

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[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This concept was explored by Victor Borge in his "Inflationary Language" bit, you might enjoy that.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That was hilarious! I'm glad I woke up silly today!