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[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 23 points 10 months ago

I’m pretty sure he just picks the most retatrded thing and then says that instead of a normal thing because he knows the MAGA base is like iron filings to a retarded MAGA magnet of stupidity.

[–] carbonprop@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope they make us pay for it! 🇨🇦

[–] Rubberman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He actually made the old countryball joke real

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Amateurs. What about walls along the eastern and western seaboard? OuR BordER iS PoRoUSsSsSs

[–] kbal@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's about 8 inches of border per Canadian, if anyone else was wondering.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

How wide is the average Canadian? I think we can save on material costs if we add small gaps.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 4 points 10 months ago

He used a hockey analogy when talking about this. I find that mildly interesting.

"There was enough fentanyl that was captured just on the northern border last year to kill three million Americans. So we've got to just skate to where the puck is going — not just where the puck is," he said.