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“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”
deep breath for this one) has speculated that he may have been exposed to the parasitic worm that ate part of his brain when he stuck his hand in the bloody mouth of a dead bear before driving with the carcass to Manhattan and abandoning it in Central Park (exhale).
That's where the brainworms comments are from.
This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.
I propose a new term - "malscurrocracy" - government by evil clowns.
This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.
I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.
At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River
I hope he enjoys the full experience.
“I love it!” -Frank Dreben
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
I mean that's certainly on brand.
Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?