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[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

Weird, I was under the impression Trump didn't like McDonald's anymore after they blamed him for their decreasing sales

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