this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Talleyrand, I think, took bribes for shapes of the borders in treaties he affected.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Don's your uncle!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lol Trump is becoming a bitch to every country that the FBI and CIA have spent a decade to show as the main baddies. I wonder how the red necks that have "Russia and Muslims are bad" engraved into their spinal cords are taking this?

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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

That's illegal!

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 months ago

Elect a corrupt businessman, get a corrupt official. In a way, I'm glad his grifts are so obvious; I prefer 'buy me a painfully obvious x and get y ' rather than the constant, covert insider trading. We know what business he's doing. I'm going to admit that I prefer that to vote-buying, lobbying, and Senate committee corruption.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He forgor 😔

[–] RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Quids are the best Pro Quos

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We don't negotiate with terrorists, we take the first thing they offer and then give them treats.

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