this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Figured this should be required reading

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does the poop of apples look like?

[–] Ketchup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!

[–] supermurs@suppo.fi 3 points 1 year ago

This is interesting!

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

ok but where’s the apple’s butthole

[–] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Papa ich will nen Apfel.

Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD

Translation:

Dad I want an apple

How about a horse apple? XDDDD

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don't (hopefully)

[–] entropicshart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But do they poop once in three days?

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

...eventually...

[–] mykl@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

TIL apples can poop

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