Congratulations on being an idiot who bought the most idiotic vehicle ever offered...this side of the Pontiac Aztec.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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The Aztec looks dumb as fuck, but it's still functional....
Did they not get Gap insurance for their loan?
A rational smart financial decision made from individuals who choose to buy a Tesla Truck? Oh, thou doth jest.
What I want to know is if the poor person who was riding that scooter when he cut them off is OK
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Complaining about the depreciation of that vehicle with extra steps.
Just some free finance advice. Vehicles are a money sink, they only lose you value. If you aren't comfortable with the concept of losing money, DO NOT buy an expensive vehicle. But the cheapest used car you can with cash on hand. Now, that's not possible for everyone. And it's not practical for everyone, it might be in your best interest to lease a vehicle for a monthly fee. Your lease should be with a reputable car dealer that has some kind of agreement to regularly maintain the car, and to trade it in often for another car without increasing your fees. The goal here is to pay as little as you can, and trade in often so you don't ever reach the point of needing serious repairs to the vehicle. Different situations have different needs, no one size solution works. But I'd HIGHLY discourage taking out a large debt in order to buy a new car. Your losing money you don't have. That's a bad idea. Then again, bankruptcy has few downsides when you are already poor.
There's a point where the cheapest used car can end up costing more than a slightly more expensive one. While I agree with your advice generally, I'd instead recommend buying the most reliable used vehicle you can afford.
Having seen how expensive a cheap car can really be (that's all my mom could afford as a kid, and did that come back to bite her regularly), I won't go lower than CPO when doing a purchase. I bought used without a CPO exactly once, and I was very glad it got totaled before I had to put a bunch of money into it (and that insurance said it was worth more than I owed so I got a decent down payment on the next one).
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Wtf? They paid twice the price of the "value"?
The owner is figuring out what everyone else knew: the swastitruck isn't worth half of the money Melon is asking for it.
Cars depreciate hella quick when you drive off the lot.
Yeah but even if it halved immediately, it should've gone from 100k to 50k. What this is saying, is this mfer paid twice the MSRP for a god damned cyber truck.
Edit: and this is good news. Fuck that guy and everyone like him.
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