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Personal Severance (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Did I feed the goats today?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The key is not to walk, but to strut

[–] Akip@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

How about a little strut id don't cost a dollar

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I worked in a kitchen where all the cooked had to enter a room to get ingredients. Nearly everyone forget what they were looking for (might have had something to do with walking past the hot servers). I always said to them "What was the last thing you were doing" Bingo, memory triggered.