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Need some (kinda dirty joke) names for my mead. Any ideas? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by DLSantini@lemmy.ml to c/homebrewing@sopuli.xyz

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Designing some custom labels for when I start bottling before Christmas, so I finally have to get around to coming up with names. The cherry has had its name since before I even started it, as well as a tagline and description. So cherry is set. Need to come up with something along the same lines for the blueberry and the mixed berry. But I got nothing. Thought about some kind of "blue balls" joke for the name of the blueberry, but I didn't really like it. It was easier naming my jerky.

Lost Cherry Woods

The first time's a mess, but she's a keeper. ...and tastes like cherries.

Premium cherry Melomel, handcrafted in my kitchen using only the finest bee vomit, in the most premium of plastic buckets, and aged to perfection in the back of my closet.

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[–] Uranium_Green@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know but the blueballs does seem like a viable idea to work from.

It could've been worse, all she left you with was Blueberries...

Tender Blueberries from fertile ground, had their spirits raised but were ultimately crushed to bring you this beverage. Best served with an ice pack applied.

[–] superfly_samurai@lemmy.one 5 points 10 months ago

Blue Bells - For when you get left hanging under the mistletoe.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

More punny, not so dirty.

Cherryfied, Cherry Christmas. Mystcherry.
Bloo, Blueberry 3.14, Moody Blues
Berry-go-round, Eat drink and be Berry, Berry the hatchet, Berry Christmas

[–] snaptastic@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mixed berry: something something three way/orgy

Blueberry: something something blue balls

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Blue, Straw & Rasp

Berry Three-way

Flavors so intertwined you dont know which is coming or going. You're invited to put them all in your mouth, or whichever hole floats your boat.

[–] neptune@dmv.social 3 points 10 months ago

Jingle Ball Berry, Now with More Cherry ™️

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Blueberry Hill.

You'll find your thrill with this one.

From the old Chuck Berry song.

Like Keys in a bowl, mixed berry

Your sisters/moms uterus, mixed berry

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

"I blue it" "blue myself" "I love bluebies" "big bluebies"

[–] HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Big Meady Bastard