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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

BEES! GET YOUR BEES HERE! SPICY FLIES, ALL DAY LONG. GET YOUR BEES HERE!

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Proof that God hates billionaires.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"...slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth." - H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

[–] altphoto 9 points 2 months ago

Available on Amazon.

[–] andrnemus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Now that's my kind of beellionaire!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

thoughts and prayers

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Good.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

progress

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Today is a good day

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I saw this Black Mirror episode...

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

redistribute

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

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