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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Vomits go, MTG!

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is Majorie Taylor to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A broken clock, etc etc

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the handful sitting members of Congress who have no idea what roll they're required, by the oath of office that they swore to, to be apart of when was is declared.

It’s not Thursday….

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

[–] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Next president, right there

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

the first president of the neanderthals i might add.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or "my dumb mouth is so wide open in disbelief at what what you're just now telling me" tucky.

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