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Ice cream rule
(lemmy.world)
It is ice cream, my dudes.
Imagine if it was on bottom
I've been having weak thoughts about ice cream. Thank you for saving my diet.
"that's weird, when did they start adding fruit to the bottom?"
Just scrape off a layer under the toad, it's fine
But the toad is the best part!
Oh a fellow french I see
Oh so that's what "French Vanilla" means...
One could say that the maraschino cherries are the toad on top of the sundae
Vanilla à la toad.
Froguĕ à la mode
French people need to calm down
The toad might still be alive when you defrost it
Broke his spine sorry
You broke his spine or the spine was already broke?
I didn't say I broke his spine
you didn't say you didn't break his spine
I would've but he did it to himself. A broken spine makes for great taste in a toad.
Poor frog... 😢
It’s a toad. Poor toad. Looks like it needs a hug and a warm cup of maggots.
—Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
—That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
—What else?
—Well, don't you even take the bones out?
—If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
For those of you listening at home, the young constable has just thrown up into his helmet. This is the longest continuous vomit seen on Broadway since John Barrymore puked over Laertes in the second act of Hamlet in 1941.
Is this a really gross food stuff, like the japanese horse meat icecream or a nasty food safety error?
It’s a prank or one of those faked outrage memes.
When this was posted on reddit with a title saying it had been purchased this way, some people who worked at ice cream factories chimed in saying that was bullshit – they could tell by the way the ice cream was swirled under the frog. They said it looked like the ice cream was normal when purchased, and someone had added the frog after the fact.
Apparently they could tell because the container would have been sealed in the factory before the ice cream had set, whilst it was still quite soft. If the frog had entered at that time, it would have mushed down into the ice cream more, rather than being just on the surface. You certainly wouldn’t be able to see the feet like that.
Tl;dr: It was originally posted as outrage bait, IIRC.
I am not an expert, but I went to BlueBell to watch themake the ice cream.
I don't see how this could have possibly happened either, unless it was done intentionally.
The whole process is sealed/controlled from start to finish. Now listeria, on the other hand...
You mean to tell me people make up posts just to get a reaction and/or internet points? Outrageous.
Fuck. How am I going to trust anything on the internet moving forward?
So someone slowly froze a frog to death for internet points? Jesus fucking Christ
Or added an already dead frog to the ice cream. There’s no signs of a struggle, if that makes you feel any better. Still pretty twisted, though.
As a Quebecquer with mild fantasies, I can relate. I, too, am a frog who wouldn't mind it's vanilla as long as I'm drowning in it.
Recreated the cryo scene from Demolition Man.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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