For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.
Instance Rules:
Translation: Dear diary guess what! "What?" Today is 4th of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008!
bire -> "bi-ree" -> maybe the "b" is a backwards "d" -> "di-ree" -> diary
Gess -> guess
Julie -> July
Good, by -> goodbye (the comma is actually an exclamation point for the line below)
"Goodbye 2007, hello 2008" -> American school system at work.
It's just a capital D
The b in "bire" is probably a capital D. "D I R E."
I think confusing July the 4th with New Year because both have celebrations, isn't the dumbest thing I've heard a kid say. Not the dumbest thing I said/thought as a kid either.
It is interesting how they've written a little conversation and know how to use quotation marks.
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