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[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

And, the sites end up eating battery.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And, the sites end up eating battery.

Yeah, but they would have done that in 2005 too, if you were using them on a device with a battery.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Not in the same measure.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago

We are all Anon now

[–] mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Theres a webpage someone made thats like a visual example of this but I forgot what it's called (maybe "I look at a webpage in 20XX" ) Anyone know it ?

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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

UX my ass. These “improvements” only hinder the user.

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

I suppose they never specified it was supposed to be a good user experience?

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The X stands for eXploitation.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Our target audience is people with cognitive disabilities who still have access to a credit card.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Missed the part where

Shipping is 6.95 Close tab Sigh, open amazon

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Amazon price mysteriously $7 higher

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[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like that I'm financially comfortable enough to pay for shipping and not give Bezos a cent.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago

Amazon offering free shipping is a large part of why the parcel industry became a hellhole of semi-illegal subcontractors even here in Germany where labour laws exist.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It used to be that the ads, viruses and tracking were on the web pages, but now we are so blessed that they are built into our browsers and operating systems! Talk about optimization!

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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Use Librewolf + Ublock origin with cookie popups filter turned on and medium mode on when needed.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago

Yeah, Librewolf is kinda the best web browser. I still need to use Firefox for some things that just have to be invasive, like I think my bank needs the browser to be a little less locked down, but man I love just browsing the web and only seeing what I want to see.

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was the cookies popup really 3 years ago already?

[–] LodeMike 11 points 4 days ago

They've been around for over half a decade.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Imagine having to navigate that site to buy a new monitor, without a monitor.

it is bad enough on some websites to make me wish I could just use a mail catalog thing

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