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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Political side + first name first letter.

[–] fury@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

fury get mad sometimes

[–] Silverseren@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

[–] mashbooq@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

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[–] Veraxus@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

[–] jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.ninja 4 points 2 years ago

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Grossness is funny.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Angry Crow took flight.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

[–] sorrowl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

[–] zampson@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Laserquest misunderstanding created this

[–] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

[–] Nat_King_Kobra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

From Venture Bro's

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

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[–] SaveComengs@lemmy.federa.net 4 points 2 years ago

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

[–] cow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Best animal

[–] Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

[–] Unidan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unidan hoped to make old schoolers chuckle

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[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Evolved too funny. Come talk with Grug in cave.

https://kbin.social/m/Talesfromcavesupport

[–] spaysi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

[–] bigmanjezza@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

accurate self description

[–] debeluhar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just random thought. Sounds funny.

[–] 7provincien@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 3 points 2 years ago

version control

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Matrix funny

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Vimeo Game cool

[–] autumn@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Is my favorite season πŸŽƒ

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ThisIsNecessary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Antimutt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

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