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Anon gets a girlfriend (libreddit.domain.glass)

submitted 10 months ago by spez@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

who invited this shit covered stinky fatass to our party?

no one wants to say it

fuck it

ask him to leave

he mumbles something about “his spot”

somehow manages to stand up with his massive obese frame

pushes me over and sits on me

weight of the world

look at everyone for help

they look away

please help me

eventually sits on other people too

lie and tell him I’ll be his gf if he gets off me

fatass agrees

take longest shower of my life after and rethink my choices

[-] lambchop@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Man I miss these counter green text stories.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 months ago

I was sure this was going to end with

tfw I'm a kitchen table

Or something

[-] I_like_cats@lemmy.one 20 points 10 months ago

Damn. Power move

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Some people are just into being pinned down

^(definitely no me...)

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like a kinky version of a strong handshake

[-] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Wish i had a strong domme mommy to shake my...hand.

[-] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Stockholm syndrome sets in faster than I thought huh

[-] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

30-40 mins huh

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