Asklemmy

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

Two very pissed off cats.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I've clipped into a pool table.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I'm dead.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I am in my cat's litter box

Wall.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I shit in the sink.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I fall off the couch.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.