Can always forgive a little witchcraft as long as the witch hates the gays, too. "One of the good ones."
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I didn't even register this as satire until I opened the article. The headline is just too believable.
I had one crazy aunt who went to HP book burnings back in the day. She wasn’t even anything that weird, just regular Catholic. Dunno what made her think she needed to do it because the rest of the family is also Catholic and they weren’t doing it.
That's hilarious because my priest at the time encouraged people to read the books.
She has grit, plain and simple, like a certain big fella I know. Hint: his initials are J.C
James Cameron?