Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

92 readers

1 users here now

Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

NO:

Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

The Bathtub test (seattlelunarsociety.org)

submitted 1 year ago by captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org to c/momjokes@seattlelunarsociety.org

0 comments fedilink hide all child comments

During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . .

"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand" I said "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup"

"No" he said "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

Originally posted to Reddit by RyanPBennett

no comments (yet)

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

there doesn't seem to be anything here