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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

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Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning (seattlelunarsociety.org)
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I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so…

I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, "You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald's." "Thank you so much" she said, "Where is it?" I said, "I've just told you, on the floor outside McDonald's."

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