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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

NO:

Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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A couple is taking a tour through the Natural History Museum. They ask the tour guide: "How old is this dinosaur skeleton?"

He replies: "It is sixty five million and fourteen years and three months old."

"Wow! It's amazing that you can tell this precise. How do you do that? Is it with carbon dating?"

"I don't know" says the guide. "But when I first came here they told me it was sixty five million years old. And I started here fourteen years and three months ago."

Originally posted to Reddit by GrubeMessel

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