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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

NO:

Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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A circus performer is driving home (seattlelunarsociety.org)
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A circus performer is driving home after a long day of training, when he is pulled over by a police officer for a broken light.

The officer looks in the car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

“Sir,” he says, “Why do you have all those knives?”

“They're for my juggling act,” the circus performer replies.

“I don’t believe you,” says the cop. “Prove it.” So the performer gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives flawlessly.

Just at that moment, a car with two guys in it drives by. "Wow,” says one to the other. “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”

Originally posted to Reddit by CroakyPyrex

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