Hello ya wafflebums. This glorious table was originally posted by https://old.reddit.com/user/antonionb when reddit made these things possible before douchewit u/spez ruined it.
dumbnozzle — an orifice that emits stupidity.
scumwit — a person who thinks badly of everyone.
douchesucker — a person who is fooled by advertisements for douches; thus, a person with inadequate sexual education.
dipbag — a container of chewing tobacco.
dipsucker — a user of chewing tobacco.
dirthat — a proverbial "ostrich"; one who buries their head in the sand, thus having dirt for a hat.
trumpnozzle — an orifice that emits fascism.
wankclown — an erotic performer in unfortunate makeup.