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You know they never would as they are, but you can't help wishing they might.

Also because we're imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss'em into the Imaginary Blender.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Malachite and lapis lazuili. Beautiful minerals/stones. You'd think they'd be delicious. I've even heard of kids that have tried to suck on them like candy.

So, with a magic blender, they would be my first pick to try.

[–] MomoTimeToDie@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Mercury looks so damn refreshing

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Antifreeze. It's always such bright colors. lol

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

annifree ;)

I hear it's pretty sweet, too.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.

If I had this imaginary blender I'd also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So I take it you've never had your mouth washed out with soap for sassing your mother? I guess you also never mistook wax fruit for real fruit as a kid? Or just took a bite anyway to make smartass joke? Maybe I was just a bad kid.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 10 months ago

I've never had my mouth washed out with soap but I have willingly taken a bite of it and it's very unpleasant. But it still seems tasty.

[–] ConstableJelly@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

You seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This one sharpening stone I own. It looks like vanilla, cream and Pepto bismol flavored dippin dots all compressed into an ice cream bar and it looks like it's taste would be fucking incredible

Great polishing stone too (imanishi suita rengen 6000)

[–] MadBabs@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It kind of looks like peppermint bark

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can't get rid of that desperate after taste

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Lead is supposedly sweet right?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

I think we need a /c/forbiddensnacks community

there is an old one here, but it's unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml

might be easier to make a new one

[–] grooving@lemmy.studio 4 points 10 months ago

The red bit of an eraser

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Phosphorescent light-rods.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have y’all never seen will it blend?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜