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Bill Nye the Science Guy is a close second

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[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

A science teacher showed us a video of a salmon ejaculation in 8th grade and mainly I wondered why she thought we’d need to see that

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just learn about sex the old fashioned way: getting pregnant.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I think I'm safe, considering I've stopped fucking salmons a long time ago

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I learned about it from kids at summer camp and a penthouse we found under the leaves in an alley by a middle school when I was 6. Super healthy.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

But knowledge is dangerous (to the bad guys)

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Why no videos like that of bears or horses or humans? I guess I could take it the other direction and picture videos of bugs laying eggs... that seems normal... I suppose fish are different enough from people for it to seem sort of normal.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reproductive methods are vastly different across all the species we can observe and thats deeply important to forming hypotheses about evolutionary science among other things. Its education!

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In what other situation do we watch videos of animals ejaculating to learn this, though?

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

In science class

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I remember a teacher also showed my class a documentary that covered that, them he commented "wow, jumping in those waters sound great!", everybody laughed.

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Also the diluted bird, fish and mammal excrement and urine plus all the decaying animals, insects and plants brings it to a new level for me.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what did Bill nut on?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Easier to make the list of things he didn't

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can you elaborate on this? With some sources?

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Destroyed? Dude came off like a saint.