Fixbeat

joined 1 year ago
[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 day ago

Is your dad Nigerian prince?

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago

Ladies, put your minds at ease. Daddy Trump won’t let anything bad happen to you. The first time was just a whoopsie.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The translation thing sounds pretty cool. Maybe I’ll create a Facebook account and find out. Haha, no.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

Rules for thee not for me.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I can count on a 20+min drive to get most places close to me in a large city. Not that everything is that far, but traffic can be slow.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago

Another red state shit hole.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

It’s probably enough to buy a top hat and a monocle.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trump and deplorable, another classic.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago

Hearing aids.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me too, but probably shouldn’t if you’re a leader of the no funsies party.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sounds great, nothing could go wrong. Kiddos don’t mind a few advertisements during bedtime stories.

 

If I try to edit text I have typed out, it is very difficult. It’s impossible to place the caret in the middle of a word and difficult to place it between. Very frustrating and I don’t understand why.

 
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