submitted 7 months ago by drasticpotatoes@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they’re cantaloupes.

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[-] Glemek@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Why'd the melons have an expensive marriage?

Because they cantaloupe.

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, cantaloupe just means they have to stick with the big ceremony

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

They also have salmonella.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They could just have a normal wedding though. Or go to the courthouse, for example. Are you sure this really happened?

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