The Onion

Winter is a magical time of year, but the best part of the season is the fact you can wear so many layers of clothes nobody can tell you stink to high heaven. Showering is for the birds anyway, who needs water and soap anyway? Unfortunately, sometimes people are repulsed by the stink of festering body odor. We ranked winter activities by how likely they would be to hide the fact you are a rat person who hates personal grooming.

read more: https://thehardtimes.net/culture/winter-activities-ranked-by-how-well-you-can-hide-the-fact-that-you-havent-showered-in-a-week/