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Hardcore bassist (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Unrowley@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Four strings, three tuning heads, and two tuning posts? Hmmmmm.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 21 points 11 months ago

The espresso machine next to the drip coffee maker also has issues.

[–] Guajojo@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Let me present you the era of AI generation

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Correct amount of fingers at least

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

But at least they're not a drummer.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ouch, but fair

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oldie but a goodie:

"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"

"a drum stool"

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.

I bet he makes a great bass face.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Whose got your favorite bass face?

I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no he's better than me too??

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.

Of course he's better than you

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Real question is why is it muted?

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

so you don't die in the pit

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This has just led me down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out why this meme exists.

So far, I have failed.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

More like at the Taylor Swift or Rap concert where people dont respect pit etiquette.

But a long time ago i went to a faceless show and some dickbag brought brass knuckles to the pit. They had to stop the show to arrest the guy and an ambulance came.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a pit at a Taylor Swift concert? How? Why? That's not slam dancing music.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

I stay out too late! I headbang like an ape! Yeah that's what people say, mmhmm

[–] mingistech@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Yeah, die of boredom.

BA DUM TSSS

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Slappa da bass man

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Slappin da bass, mon!