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Seems to me like you should have just gone out and bought a 7.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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Unfortunately we only rocked up half an hour before the party started, but that would otherwise have been a good idea.
That or just a piece of paper to the right of it with “+10” written on it.
Overwhelming plastic garbage
Congratulations Aunt Trudy! Today is the 60th anniversary of your 10th birthday and we got you this amazing balloon display.
Is it possible that the 60 balloons are celebrating a 60th wedding anniversary? The ring between the 6 and the 0 make me wonder. Not that a 70th birthday isn't a big deal, but I think a 60th wedding anniversary is an even more impressive achievement than not dying for the past 70+ years.
Well, typically, being married for 60 years would also involve not dying for the past 70+ years...
Pop a couple of specific balloons and put yours in the middle.
Just go with the sixty and be all cute about it: “You’re 70??? No way, you can’t be a day over 60!”
Or turn the 6 into a 9 and come back in 20 years.
Or go with the "70 is the new 60" line
70 is the 'new' 60
Dude, if that was my party, I would love these decorations.
Peak helium.
Change the small balloon for an "80" and the average will be correct.
Reminds me of when I went to a baby shower for an incoming baby girl and the decorations were still up from a baby shower for an ungendered baby that were significantly more flashy. Luckily beigh and pink worked, but I bet they'd have rolled with it either way since more balloons is more balloons.
Plus knowing my grandparents, they'd love to pretend they're 60, haha.