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Stop doing that and get out of there! You're stretching my underwear!
just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they're human they understand itchiness
Rip the people who suffer both, simultaneously.
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If you're too embarrassed to scratch them, I'll do it for you, not an issue.
If you're a consenting adult, of course.
Can you not be weird, please
I've done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point
So anyway, you come here often?
hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs
Hi, how you doin' ?
This is the internet, people are gonna be weird
No, she can't not.
I don't understand the request
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You can just scratch right? Boob is not that bad
Just give them a good fondling.
just scratch then
So scratch them then.
In Lawrence of Arabia when asked about the secret to snuffing out matches with his fingers without it hurting, Larry responds The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
The trick (we all learn this in our middle adulthood) is not minding what others might think when we scratch our private itches. Everybody itches the way everybody poops. It's not about hygiene, I itch like fire coming out of the shower (my doc doesn't know why). If it bothers someone that you're a human ape thing like the rest of us, they are not worth your time.
You probably shower with too hot water
An interesting hypothesis. The alternative would be to shower in tepid water and come out feeling a bit chilled. At least now during the winter. Usually it's the summer when I itch coming out of the shower.
Seneca was bathing in the river all year long.
I itch like fire coming out of the shower
Do you shower hot? I know several people (including myself) who get itchy if they shower in too high temperatures.
Do you make sure to slough off the dead skin? I often find that’s what’s really causing the itch.
Not worst than sole.
Give em the ole pinch and roll
You do that hug-yourself-and-shiver (actually just shimmying) maneuver where you can force the fabric to rub (where it normally won't) so that scratches the itch