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[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

I legitimately lol'd at this. Any time I return from a couple weeks off I'm like "what year is it" + "can you repeat all the stuff about the things".

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me temporarily forgetting the structure of an if statement in Shell.

[–] unagi@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I write shell scripts only very occasionally and have to look this up every time.

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 1 year ago

Like this I think

if [1]; then
    echo "hi"
fi
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then there’s stupid Cpp with

if (true) {
  do();
}

Or

if THIS
  do();
endif 

What's weird about the C++ one? At least that one is the same in a bunch of languages

[–] giant_smeeg@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

I'm more

Hello print("World")
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
void HelloWorld(string) {
  if (string == "print") {
    Serial.print("Hello World"};
  }
}

Solved it.

[–] cryoistalline@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

im more of a c person index[array]

[–] nthcdr@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

(format t “Hello ~a” 'World). If I’m on vacation and come back to the land of C based languages I will have reverted to the only syntax I enjoy working in.

[–] cs127@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago
void HelloWorld(void (* func)(const char*)) {
    func("Hello world!");
}