this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

We've got these three different designs of tiles which would you like?

Yes

[–] Treczoks@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

OMG. They want 2.5M$ for that place. Just imagine the amount of work you would need to make this place habitable for normal people again, and the price would probably double.

[–] thepixelfox@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Jesus. The outside I was like okay that's fine, lots of trees, I like this.

And inside, oh boy I'd rather run through the building in outlast than live in that house. Wtf is going on with the door? Did someone draw a scene in dirt like they do on white vans? What's with the tiles? Did they go into a closing down sale and just buy a few boxes of each tile they could then throw them at the wall like the Grinch sorting mail?

The walls. Moving on. I just can't.

The stained glass window was pretty, till I noticed the middle design looked like tiddys.

I'm done with this house. Kill it with fire.

[–] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Holy shit $2.5mil for this!! Also did they put wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling?! This straight up looks like something from Psycho.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve got to hand it to you @kittybeer you’ve got a great eye for the terrible!

[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanx! I've apparently discovered a new hobby.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago
[–] girlfreddy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is a plaster wall treatment often used to hide imperfections. In this case waaaaayyyy over-used, which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.

I really like the stained glass windows but the rest of it is pretty bad, esp at $2.5 mil.

Only in Texas ...

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.

There's a big diagonal crack running from corner of The Sinister Door that suggests there may be more hidden problems.

[–] girlfreddy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I missed that one. Was more focused on the walls under the stairs. Ugh.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The walls under the stairs - sounds like a horror movie.

[–] girlfreddy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And we see it truly is. 🤣

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Artesian touches of the era ..."

Well well well.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did they popcorn the fucking walls in that bedroom?!

They are asking $2.5M for this? Holy shit.

[–] alex@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

The titty stained glass windows are my personal favourites.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Kitchen walls look like a dirty protest.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It looks like they put the shittiest linoleum flooring imaginable on the walls lol

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

It was moldy then pressure washed and then molded over