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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon lives differently than his peers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

You want my social media? I hope you love pictures of my cat.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I reallly hope any girl I meet uses lemmy.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine?? She uses Lemmy, Linux, and a VPN 🥰

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[–] Kepabar@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, another excuse I can add to my pile of excuses I tell myself about why I don't try to date.

No social media.

[–] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

It hurts because Telegram and Discord are the only chat apps I use lol.. SMS are not included.

[–] and@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

anon should’ve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he would’ve smashed that instant

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-

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[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If he texts girls with that phone they'll go "green text? Don't talk to that guy" anyway.

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[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

This happened. 100%.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

actually tho, this is the one real greentext. i have had similar things happen to me personally.

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