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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] Smacks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a rash on my leg.

WebMD: "You will die in five minutes."

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Enough time for a quick one.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you have cancer and scoliosis and muscular sclerosis. good luck

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

What about bubonic plague? I thought I've spotted some swellings

Also you’re pregnant

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

you have diabetic aidshingles