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[–] Smacks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a rash on my leg.

WebMD: "You will die in five minutes."

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Enough time for a quick one.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you have cancer and scoliosis and muscular sclerosis. good luck

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

What about bubonic plague? I thought I've spotted some swellings

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Also you’re pregnant

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

you have diabetic aidshingles