this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
121 points (100.0% liked)

2meirl4meirl

630 readers
98 users here now

Memes that are too meirl for /c/meirl.

Rules:

  1. Respect the community. If you're not into self-deprecating/dark/suicidal humor then this place isn't for you. Kindly just block and move on. This is just how some of us cope.

  2. Respect one another.

  3. All titles must begin with 2meirl4meirl. This is for multiple reasons. One is just so you can be lazy with titles but another is so people who aren't into this kind of humor can avoid it.

  4. Otherwise just the general no bigotry, no dickishness, no spam, no malice, etc stuff.

Sidebar will be updated when I feel like and considering I'm Sadboi extraordinaire we'll see when that will be.

founded 9 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 4 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

— Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Alright. Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. GET MAD. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE'S MANAGER. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. With the lemons. I'm gonna get the boys in the lab to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. LIFE WILL RUE THE DAY WHEN IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS."

[–] isles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Lemons were not naturally occurring - humans gave themselves lemons.