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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 49 points 9 months ago

Let's see if you were nice. No sufficient data available. Guess you always deactivate cookies. Too bad. No cookies, no presents

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Mr Santa checks if you are

naughty || nice

to see if you are eligible for a present.

Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No no no. You're checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

But what if naughty = !nice

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

((nice)? 'present' : 'coal');

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ash silently weeps.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Won't that always come out as true?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

That's correct, hence everyone is eligible.

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Mr Santa crashes...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago

AT PRESENT TIME

Heh

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

So that's how he does it all in 1 night!

Santa bot swarm confirmed.

[–] SantaClaus@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can’t expect me not to hop on the AI train, my child.

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 9 months ago
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 9 months ago

I was expecting a connectivity issue. Error: Server timed out.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

at present time

Heh.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They hired chatgpt to drive the santabot

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 9 months ago

I thought I was looking at Domo-kun Santa at first.

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago