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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm the smellist person I know believe me!

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

People are saying…

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Greasy fat fuck.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Base better do their research on this one.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

In other news: Trump is a poo poo head

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My dog has no nose!

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