My wife "sucks" : memes

[–] brckd@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My WiFi sucks

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Same

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's a membership only business.

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

[+] DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Like a vacuum!!

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I also suck... And swallow

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

My! Man?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

[+] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone -7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/are_the_straights_ok

[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The answer is no. No, we are not.

[–] SimplyATable@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh, bleh. Always steered clear of that place, the name and overall vibe is wack

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Always steered clear of that place

I’m glad you were able to find a solution that works for everyone.

[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What do you have against blahaj?

[–] SimplyATable@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I was talking about "Are the straights okay" specifically. Blahaj is chill

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My thing with blahaj is that while its cool that trans people identify with it, the fact that theyre trying to make it universally only be a trans symbol is a bit problematic.

My family has a few and none of us are trans as far as we know. Theyre comfy and cuddly as fuck, and I feel like its something that should be for "everybody" and not just one particular community. Like a bring-us-all-together kind of thing.

To be clear, I'd have just as much of a problem with it if it were becoming a symbol for some other completely unrelated community too, so it's not the specific community claiming it I have an issue with (trans people are people, and a lot of y'all are really awesome)

[–] kpw@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

You sound a bit like those Christians complaining about how the gays stole the rainbow from God.

[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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